Thursday, January 25, 2007

WHEN V-DAY IS D-DAY!

Dating on Valentine's-Avoiding a Disaster
  • Do make sure your date is free on Valentine's Day! Or else you will end up being free on that day too!
  • Don't leave your date alone to freely mingle with your parents, roommates or pets. Or else you will be end up being free on that day too!
  • Do be punctual. But dont expect your date to be.
  • Don't talk only about you, yourself, and that gorgeous person sitting behind your date. Unless your date isn't human.
  • Don't try to cook if u can't. If u insist, then at least prepare some "Po Chai" pills, Teh O' Halia or something to ease their discomfort later.

Single on Valentine's Day

  • Don't listen to Westlife. Just for one day, ok?
  • Do eat tons of oyster, garlic, belacan, petai and anything that will make u smell bad because it taste so good. Those on dates can't do that..hahha!!
  • Don't tell your parents that they are the reason you are single. Its not their fault. really...
  • Do try out dating service event!
  • Don't eat tons of boxes of chocs throughout the whole day. It is not worth it. Just let it go.

adapted from campus plus (jan/feb 2007)

Ultimately, Feb 14th is just another day. Lets all have a good laugh together and take this opportunity to spread love, peace and such essentials which seem to be lacking in the world today.

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